“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
Just another one of those days.
A Costco run was made (we have food again!) and Dad made the spur-of-the-moment decision to buy Emm that mp3 player he’s been wanting. Because our father is a cheap bastard*, he edged away from getting Emm an iPod Nano. Emm was opposed to the iPod on principle, he claimed that they were only popular because of their name. I tried to convince him otherwise, but to no avail.
As soon as we were in the parking lot, Emm tore into the box and started fiddling with it (it’s worth mentioning here that he didn’t read the directions). When we got home, we all went our separate ways – me to photograph the lovely yarn and goodies Amanda at Bulldog Knits sent me as my Mystery Sock KAL prize:
Emm went, of course, to plug his mp3 player into his ‘puter. Dad went to… well, I have no idea. I sat down on the bare floor, surrounded by my knitting bits and bobs. As I was working on the chart for a lace stole pattern I’m working on, I heard a banesidhe-worthy wail. I paused, pen hovering above the grid-paper. Another wail and Emm came rushing out of his room.
“It won’t work!! You have to fix it!!” He demanded, looking rather on edge. I sighed, put my pen down and got up.
“Alright, you go and get me a gluestick from Dad and I’ll fix it.”
Well, I tried, anyway. After an hour of wailing and hair-pulling and mild hysterics on Emm’s part, I finally figured out (after I sent him to bother Dad, the racket was driving me insane) that the mp3 player could not work with Emm’s puter – he didn’t have a High Speed 2.0 USB port.
Whatever that is**. In the duration, I got Rhapsody working (despite Emm’s claims that you had to pay to subscribe, which you don’t) and iTunes installed (just in case).
So, after several long arguments with both the males – Emm declared that he never wanted to see another mp3 player ever again, whilst Dad argued with everything I said (likely on principle). Could I really be certain that an iPod would work with Emm’s computer? Well, even if my iPod did, there’re no assurances that a new one would, are there? And on and on and on…
Finally, the mp3 player was put away when Dad and Emm agreed that Emm could use Dad’s new(er) ‘puter (which does, indeed, have these new-fangled “High Speed” USB ports) tomorrow to transfer his mp3 files to the player.
All’s well that ends well, I suppose – except I had just spent over an hour arguing about mp3 players with two people who’ve never even used one. By that time, I was a bit twitchy and realised that I needed to start dinner.
St M arrived as I threw the rice in to simmer. We were planning on going to the Monday Night Knitters (after dinner) – until we found out that the truck’s battery was dead (moral: never leave the lights on all damn day). So, we went back to watching Ninja Warrior and then Jon Stewart and Colbert. I want some of that ice cream, y’all.
St M went home at around 10. I finished the left spock – buttons and all, and have rewritten the pattern to also suit people who have larger ankles and insteps. People like me. Crazy thought, eh?
And, a knitting meme! Stolen from Tamara’s blog:
Mark with bold the things you have ever done, with italics, the ones you plan to do sometime, and leave the rest.
Knitting with metal wire
Knitting with camel yarn
Knitting with silk
Moebius band knitting
Participating in a KAL
Drop stitch patterns
Knitting with recycled/secondhand yarn
Slip stitch patterns
Knitting with banana fiber yarn (I’ve got some to spin up!)
Domino knitting (=modular knitting)
Twisted stitch patterns
Knitting with bamboo yarn
Two end knitting
Knitting with soy yarn
Knitting with circular needles
Knitting with your own handspun yarn
Graffitti knitting (knitting items on, or to be left on the street)(I sooooo want to do this!)
Designing knitted garments
Cable stitch patterns (incl. Aran)
Publishing a knitting book
Teaching a child to knit
American/English knitting (as opposed to continental)
Knitting to make money
Knitting with alpaca
Fair Isle knitting
Norwegian knitting (??)
Dyeing with plant colours
Knitting items for a wedding (TheBon’s wedding is coming up…)
Household items (dishcloths, washcloths, tea cosies…)
Knitting socks (or other small tubular items) on two circulars
Knitting with someone else’s handspun yarn
Knitting with dpns
Holiday related knitting
Teaching a male how to knit
Bobbles (but don’t like them)
Knitting for a living
Knitting with cotton
Knitting two socks (or other small tubular items) on two circulars simultaneously
Knitting with wool
Knitting with beads
Long Tail CO
Knitting and purling backwards
Knitting with selfpatterning/selfstriping/variegating yarn
Knitting with cashmere
Knitting with synthetic yarn
Writing a pattern
Knitting with linen
Knitting for preemies
Knitting a pattern from an online knitting magazine (I’m working on it)
Knitting on a loom
Knitting a gift
Knitting for pets (uh, no. never.)
Knitting with dog/cat hair (ew)
Knitting in public
I’m surprised because I’ve done nearly everything on the list, or plan to. Crazy kudos to me, I guess. And this post has gone on waaay too long. Night night.
*and I say that in the most loving way possible, but he really does make things difficult because of his skinflint tendencies.
** One would guess that it’s a hopped up USB port; but I’ve never used one, that I know of.