I can’t tell you what my devious plan is, but I promise it’s good. It’s also part of the Princess Bride swap…
Now, I’m watching The Princess Bride for the 50 billioneth time, for research purposes. Yeah. I love when I get to watch movies for research, hehe. I have to wait for the boxes to dry, and I really don’t feel up to beading the ROUSes right now.
ooooh, and look what I found on Crazy Aunt Purl’s horoscope:
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
You are the sexiest sign of the month. I hereby declare you positively seductive. You ooze and exude a self-confidence that is simply irresistible. Believe that you are a nice girl in a bad girl body and picture yourself driving your own clothes wild with abandon. Now, recite seven times, “I am a temple of purity and goodness.” Oh yeah. Ya’ll can tell I grew up in the buckle of the Bible Belt, full of crazy wanting and the constant threat of sin. But it taught me one true thing: it feels really good to rebel sometimes. It can be so good to be so bad! Rebel against the old you this month, and relish your contradictions.
(snickering) Maybe that’s why I cut my hair. Oh, wait! Now I get why I bought the “Lust” wristband from the 7 deadly sins collection. See, Vonnie? It was all predestined or something (laughing).